"Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?"
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose "Madame Brussels" because her nipples were so large they looked like brussels sprouts!
"Can I bring my dog?" (only if you're well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long they have a leash on. No pups at night please.
"Is there a large selection tonight?"
If you haven't figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel. Instead we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.